Total Medals Earned: 79 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,295 Points
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
finish a flash project
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/140 points)
Eat something!
Open the crate!
Destroy the slime!
Fetch some water!
Sleep!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/160 points)
First time training
Reach level 2 [easy]
Beat Draiga
Medals Earned: 5/19 (25/195 points)
Touch the ball with paddle on level 1.
Hit a green brick
hit a red brick.
Clicked on easy mode
Clicked on "Start game"
Hit a ultra brick.
Hit a yellow brick.
Stay in level 1 on easy mode for 12 seconds
Beat level 4 on easy mode.
Destroyed the middle green block on level 1 in easy mode.
Clicked on Hardcore mode
Beat level 2 on easy mode.
Beat level 5 on easy mode.
Beat level 3 on easy mode.
Beat level 1 on Easy mode
Stay in level 1 on hard core mode for 20 seconds
Complete Hardcore mode
Medals Earned: 2/27 (10/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
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Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!